Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

Being in HR I regularly wish I could say "what the @#$% is wrong with you?!?"

The standard response to that question is "genetic experiments"

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

The standard response to that question is "genetic experiments"

If that's the case, they should be experimenting towards improvement. Experiment failed!

 

[Bonkerelli]

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!!

Thanks! In colonial america I would be considered close to death, lol.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Thanks! In colonial america I would be considered close to death, lol.

Oh, so 30?

Happy Birthday

 

[Bonkerelli]

Oh, so 30?

Happy Birthday

Close.. one year off! Thanks.. Actually woke up and forgot it was my birthday, lol.

 

[sourland]

Please stop Private Messaging me with your trolling posts.

 

[Painted Calls]

Please stop Private Messaging me with your trolling posts.

Dang. You've got trolls in your inbox now?

 

[sourland]

Dang. You've got trolls in your inbox now?

I must exude 'troll pheromones'.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Please stop Private Messaging me with your trolling posts.

I need some more sleep. I read this as "please stop messaging me your privates" and had to re-read it TWICE before my brain engaged.

 

[RUNuts]

I need some more sleep. I read this as "please stop messaging me your privates" and had to re-read it TWICE before my brain engaged.

Go clean your mind. Use soap. Bleach if needed.