Things you wish you could say

[MACCanadianCoop]

You aren't my boss, my manager, my supervisor, or my direct report in any way whatsoever. So kindly take your attitude and shove it.

 

[Stacaroni]

You seem to need a lot of attention. Were you not breast fed as an infant?

 

[nuthatched]

If you don't like anybodys' answers, refuse to follow directions and insist on doing it your way, why did you bother asking?

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

If you don't like anybodys' answers, refuse to follow directions and insist on doing it your way, why did you bother asking?

Amen to that!

 

[ValarieF]

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Oh, boy, have I been looking for this thread! This is what I so desperately want to say lately but don't out of politeness:


Weird things always seem to happen to you, huh? Almost as if your perception is so twisted from reality that you see what you want to see in order to make yourself feel special.

Also, that first blurb that comes up when you Google search something? That's not always completely correct. You really should try researching more than that before making up your mind on a subject.

 

[ValarieF]

Google is your friend!

 

[Nabiki]

Google is your friend!

Only if you're smart enough not to believe everything you read.

 

[nuthatched]

'I have a problem with something killing my chickens'
OK, it could be this, this or this.
'No, we don't have those here, I've never seen one.'
Your county website says those predators are all common in your area and that looks like a [this predator]
'No, I've never seen any, and my coop is completely secure since I made it out of tinker toys and wet paper bags'
If your coop was completely secure, you wouldn't have killed birds, something did it so it's getting in somewhere.
'My coop is secure, the fence is atleast 5 feet tall'
Most predators climb, jump or fly, that's not much of a challenge.
'We don't have predators here, just hawks.'
Then it's likely a hawk.
No, I've never seen one in my neighborhood.
Etc, etc ad infinitum.

 

[Painted Calls]

'I have a problem with something killing my chickens'
OK, it could be this, this or this.
'No, we don't have those here, I've never seen one.'
Your county website says those predators are all common in your area and that looks like a [this predator]
'No, I've never seen any, and my coop is completely secure since I made it out of tinker toys and wet paper bags'
If your coop was completely secure, you wouldn't have killed birds, something did it so it's getting in somewhere.
'My coop is secure, the fence is atleast 5 feet tall'
Most predators climb, jump or fly, that's not much of a challenge.
'We don't have predators here, just hawks.'
Then it's likely a hawk.
No, I've never seen one in my neighborhood.
Etc, etc ad infinitum.