Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

I'll have to remember that one.

"You're wife give you another black-eye? What did you say this time?"
"No, just a skeeter bite. It'll be fine."

If you sassed her back less she would'nt have to send the skeeters after you

 

[RUNuts]

Coworker came in with a beauty of a shiner. Purple, huge and majestic.

"What happened?"
"Guess"
"Jealous husband?"
"Try again"
"Hockey puck or a stick?"
"Puck"
"Did you win?"
"No detached retina. Blind for life."


An awkward silence ensued.

 

[RUNuts]

If you sassed her back less she would'nt have to send the skeeters after you

But if she hasn't killed me yet, what is the downside?

 

[Painted Calls]

Coworker came in with a beauty of a shiner. Purple, huge and majestic.

"What happened?"
"Guess"
"Jealous husband?"
"Try again"
"Hockey puck or a stick?"
"Puck"
"Did you win?"
"No detached retina. Blind for life."


An awkward silence ensued.

I shouldn't laugh.... but the journey to the truth was brutal.

 

[RUNuts]

I shouldn't laugh.... but the journey to the truth was brutal.

Imagine how I felt. Good guy. Even if he was Canadian. I mean, Hockey in Texas???

 

[sourland]

Coworker came in with a beauty of a shiner. Purple, huge and majestic.

Coworker/subordinate came in with a shiner. Said it happened when she and her husband were moving a book case. Not the first time she came in with bruises on her face or arms. My assistant from work and I happened by her house and had a talk with her husband. She divorced the bum shortly after that.

 

[RUNuts]

Coworker/subordinate came in with a shiner. Said it happened when she and her husband were moving a book case. Not the first time she came in with bruises on her face or arms. My assistant from work and I happened by her house and had a talk with her husband. She divorced the bum shortly after that.

Good for you taking the initiative.
Bad on him for requiring it.
Thank you for caring.

 

[tripletfeb]

it's a skeeter bite. stupid skeeters.

Little sons of bitches

Coworker/subordinate came in with a shiner. Said it happened when she and her husband were moving a book case. Not the first time she came in with bruises on her face or arms. My assistant from work and I happened by her house and had a talk with her husband. She divorced the bum shortly after that.

I had a shiner myself just a few years ago. We are redoing our upstairs and were knocking down drywall with a pick axe. I was wearing safety glasses but that damn axe bounced off the hard drywall, right into my eye

 

[Sally PB]

To all the mice: Stay the out of my house! It's summer! There is PLENTY to eat outside!

Yeah, I'm going to set traps. Yeah, when it doesn't kill you right away, I won't care! I'll finish you off when I take you outside in the morning!

Ok, I did feel bad when I found one still alive in the snap trap in the morning. Yes, I did put him out of his misery.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Imagine how I felt. Good guy. Even if he was Canadian. I mean, Hockey in Texas???