Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

Give our love to the wife.

Actually it's a volunteer cleanup thing as part of an Eagle Scout project for one of the kids in my troop.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

super glue her back together

I died at the Princess Blueberry

Super glue fixes everything. If not, try duct tape and vet wrap

 

[azurbanclucker]

Super glue fixes everything. If not, try duct tape and vet wrap

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Please, please stop trying to help. I have yet to witness you make a fully correct statement about anything, and you only get combative and double down on your inaccurate statements whenever anyone tries to correct you...



...Err, despite how it may look, that's not directed at any of the above.

 

[azurbanclucker]

"Wow it's really white now"

You tell ME what she meant.

How this morning started:

What got approved for now:

 

[tripletfeb]

How this morning started:
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What got approved for now:
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What happened to your forehead? Get smacked?

 

[tripletfeb]

And that bottom picture is like what my husband's beard looks like. Looks good on you too

 

[azurbanclucker]

What happened to your forehead? Get smacked?

it's a skeeter bite. stupid skeeters.

 

[RUNuts]

it's a skeeter bite. stupid skeeters.

I'll have to remember that one.

"You're wife give you another black-eye? What did you say this time?"
"No, just a skeeter bite. It'll be fine."

 

[Painted Calls]

I'll have to remember that one.

"You're wife give you another black-eye? What did you say this time?"
"No, just a skeeter bite. It'll be fine."