Things you wish you could say

[MACCanadianCoop]

My Mrs. prefers a scruff free face. I'm suprised She hasn't ordered the follicle execution yet, honestly.

Maybe she's had a change of heart, Santa

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

"We live on box and are broke but Princess Blueberry has been sliced in half by a ninja and we need help! The nearest vet is 5 hours away, what do we do? And don't you dare suggest we put down our sweet baby, we can't handle it.

The first beard (sometimes first 3) thst a young guy grows are usually strange and cringed. Like dude, it's not supposed to go down in strips down your neck.

Some men *coughmyexcough* never can grow a decent beard

 

[nuthatched]

You know what? You should find homes for your animals, you clearly didn't think this through. No, I'm not being mean, what you're doing is stupid and hurting your animals.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Maybe she's had a change of heart, Santa

"Wow it's really white now"

You tell ME what she meant.

 

[RUNuts]

"Wow it's really white now"

You tell ME what she meant.

Me and the 10 foot pole aren't saying a thing.

What do you want it to mean?

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

"Wow it's really white now"

You tell ME what she meant.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Exactly.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Me and the 10 foot pole aren't saying a thing.

What do you want it to mean?

I haven't been married for 22 years because I suck at missing subtle cues. That was an order to shave my scruffy mug

 

[Nabiki]

I've never done it. Sounds fun.

OK now it doesn't sound as fun.

Everyone should have to do it for a little while. I think that people would be a lot kinder to those behind the counter if they did.

 

[Nabiki]

Yep. Vache is now officially an expensive kitty since Sunday.