Things you wish you could say

[RUNuts]

Don't be talking about me that way. I earned all this white.

And you rook mah-vel-ous, dahling!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Grow the hair! Stop the repression.

Long live the beard!

Unabomber? Seriously? That was ages ago. You need to update your references. Santa has a white beard and brings joy where ever he goes. He is in customer service too!

Santa likes people. I'm not a people pleasing personality.

...Bad Santa maybe.

 

[azurbanclucker]

So, how scraggly is it? Sorry, personal question, delete. Channel surfing past those 'Alaska wild men' type shows, some look pretty odd to me.
What's wrong with white/ gray hair???
Mary

scruffy stubble. I'm at the "itchy" point. I don't normally keep facial hair. Too hot in the desert.

 

[sourland]

You've heard of the 80/20 rule. Something to the effect that 80% of your work effort goes to the 20% of the people that demand more. If we could eliminate that 20%, life would be better.

That's my kind of thinking.

Dude. Seriously. Stop being lazy and shave. That s**t's almost all white and makes you look like the unabomber.


....Said to the guy in the mirror.

Oh, for a moment I thought you were talking to me.

 

[RUNuts]

scruffy stubble. I'm at the "itchy" point. I don't normally keep facial hair. Too hot in the desert.

Interesting. I find the facial hair more comfortable in the heat, but we have humidity. The itching phase was short lived for me. The daily razor burn is not missed. Neatly trimmed, of course. And shorter than Rapunzel there.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Interesting. I find the facial hair more comfortable in the heat, but we have humidity. The itching phase was short lived for me. The daily razor burn is not missed. Neatly trimmed, of course. And shorter than Rapunzel there.

This is about my limit.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Santa likes people. I'm not a people pleasing personality.

...Bad Santa maybe.

 

[RUNuts]

This is about my limit.View attachment 3242313

Mines a hair or three longer. And I don't shave that much. Very nice.

My goal is to please the wife. Within limits. She's got to look at me daily. I mean, she's blessed with seeing me every day. Yea. Yea. That's the ticket!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Mines a hair or three longer. And I don't shave that much. Very nice.

My goal is to please the wife. Within limits. She's got to look at me daily. I mean, she's blessed with seeing me every day. Yea. Yea. That's the ticket!

My Mrs. prefers a scruff free face. I'm suprised She hasn't ordered the follicle execution yet, honestly.

 

[nuthatched]

My complaint was for people that claim that the vet is too far or too expensive and they don't want to kill their bird. So they ask for advice on what they can do.

"We live on box and are broke but Princess Blueberry has been sliced in half by a ninja and we need help! The nearest vet is 5 hours away, what do we do? And don't you dare suggest we put down our sweet baby, we can't handle it.

Yes. The customer service desk. Just inside and to the right of the pearly gates.

Better coffee. Boring job, nothing to complain about.

Some beards are and some beards are

Choose your trim wisely

The first beard (sometimes first 3) thst a young guy grows are usually strange and cringed. Like dude, it's not supposed to go down in strips down your neck.