Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

I vote we change the bad name from Karen to Sallie

Really, I don't care. Just being silly.

 

[Painted Calls]

Really, I don't care. Just being silly.

 

[Painted Calls]

I'm closer to the next town's (less than 1/4 mile down the road) post office than I am the one I technically am a part of. I needed to ship some eggs and was running late on time. So I went to the closest post office. Doors were locked. A sign on the door said "Closing at 12 due to Karen retiring."

Its like 4:25 now. They typically close at 4:30.

Back past home I go, headed toward the other post office. I slide in there at like 4:28. The older lady behind the counter comes over and locks the door behind me. She goes back around the counter and asks how she can help me. I profusely apologize for being so last minute. I explain that I tried the Port post office first and they closed at 12 because apparently someone named Karen is retiring, then rolled my eyes and laughed.

She dead@ss looked me in the eye and said "I'm Karen."

 

[Brooks_]

I'm closer to the next town's (less than 1/4 mile down the road) post office than I am the one I technically am a part of. I needed to ship some eggs and was running late on time. So I went to the closest post office. Doors were locked. A sign on the door said "Closing at 12 due to Karen retiring."

Its like 4:25 now. They typically close at 4:30.

Back past home I go, headed toward the other post office. I slide in there at like 4:28. The older lady behind the counter comes over and locks the door behind me. She goes back around the counter and asks how she can help me. I profusely apologize for being so last minute. I explain that I tried the Port post office first and they closed at 12 because apparently someone named Karen is retiring, then rolled my eyes and laughed.

She dead@ss looked me in the eye and said "I'm Karen."

PO to PO in three minutes? Slow it down, Speed Racer.

 

[Painted Calls]

PO to PO in three minutes? Slow it down, Speed Racer.

They're literally about 3 miles apart lmao

 

[Brooks_]

They're literally about 3 miles apart lmao

I wish to be so lucky. And I'm "in town".

 

[Miami Leghorn]

She dead@ss looked me in the eye and said "I'm Karen."

Moments in life you wish you could just sink into the ground and disappear.

 

[Painted Calls]

Moments in life you wish you could just sink into the ground and disappear.

You bet your bottom I wanted to tunnel into the concrete floor.

 

[Painted Calls]

I settled for an uncomfortable smile and a meek "Congratulations".

 

[Miami Leghorn]

I settled for an uncomfortable smile and a meek "Congratulations".

LMAO