Things you wish you could say

[Brooks_]

I agree. Not to mention so many things soind similar online. Have something going on with one of my flocks and according to the internet, there like 5 different things it could be and all of them are the same symptoms and looks

So maybe my runny nose is not nasal cancer?

 

[cheepteach]

So maybe my runny nose is not nasal cancer?

could be cocaine addiction or allergies or a cold...better write your will!

 

[Brooks_]

could be cocaine addiction or allergies or a cold...better write your will!

I can afford two of those.

 

[cheepteach]

how come the side effects of drugs seem worse than the original ailment?

 

[Ursuline Chick]

how come the side effects of drugs seem worse than the original ailment?

Because big Pharma has to cover their ass and list even stuff that would only happen if you misused the product.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Like the sticker on a lawnmower that says not to put your hands under it if it is running. Some people just need Darwin awards, sadly.

 

[cheepteach]

or that lit matches are hot

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Or to not take medication if you're allergic to said medication

 

[Nabiki]

This is a true story. It happened many, many years ago when I was renting a room to a good friend and his new wife.

One day, the dryer broke, so we did our laundry, loaded the wet laundry in the car, and took it to the laundromat to dry. Once dry, we folded it, loaded it back into the baskets and were carrying it back to the car.

This not too bright young woman looked at me and said, "Gee, it's so much lighter now. I wonder if it's lighter because we folded it."

 

[EmmaRainboe]

JUST BECAUSE THERE’S A LIMP DOESN’T MEAN IT’S MAREKS!!!