Things you wish you could say

[BelovedBirds]

When the kids were in High School, their sense of humor took a perverse turn. A popular insult became, "You, sir, are a damp lampshade", said in a British accent with a peculiar air of superiority that only comes with a British accent.

When asked to explain, I got a "we don't know, but it sounds bad." Followed by laughter.

Not saying all daughters are evil but my wife's Grandmother's daughters are all evil. I've got proof. All of them. Seems to run in the family.

Well, I say all my insults in a British accent. Because I am British

 

[azurbanclucker]

Rules are put in place for a reason. Whether you agree with them or not, you're bound by them if you wish to be involved. Understand them fully or ask questions. Do not be surprised when you're called out for breaking them, and stop throwing a tantrum.

 

[RUNuts]

Well, I say all my insults in a British accent. Because I am British

Is it with a refined noble air of superiority or more cockney slang?

It loses something with street talk.

 

[BelovedBirds]

Is it with a refined noble air of superiority or more cockney slang?

It loses something with street talk.

Refined noble air of superiority. Of course

I mean just read what I wrote, I said british. I'm posh. Otherwise I'd have said "bri'ish, innit?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Refined noble air of superiority. Of course

So, posh?

 

[BelovedBirds]

So, posh?

Of course!

 

[nuthatched]

Oh how I wish I could say:
Just answer the question that was asked! Your answer was completely unrelated to the posters question.
Nobody asked you to expound on your limited understanding of simple physical properties of matter. The unrequested and grossly inaccurate yammering earns you the internet moron badge of the day. Good work professor! You impressed zero people with your reasoning skills.

"My chickens are skinny and not laying."
What do you feed your birds?
"Chicken feed and fruit"
What's the brand and type of the feed?
"I got it at the feed store"
What is the company that makes the feed, What does it say on the bag?
"The local mill makes it" (insert political essay)
Ok, does it have a nutrition label? What's it say?
"They also eat scraps"
Is there someone else we can talk to?

 

[Nabiki]

Is there someone else we can talk to?

No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[nuthatched]

No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

*Op starts new thread*
"Nobody was helping in my other thread...."

 

[BelovedBirds]

*Op starts new thread*
"Nobody was helping in my other thread...."

TOO REAL
bahaha