Things you wish you could say

[Debbie292d]

Why must you chew with your mouth open? Just bring the lips together it’s not hard

I can attest to that that is one thing that gets easier with age. I can shut up and walk away from things now that before I never would.

 

[Ponypoor]

I wish I could tell some people how stupid they really are

When I worked at IBM and had a particularly idiotic person go ha computer issues I would tell them they had id10t problem.

That would believe me…..

ID10T

(idiot)

 

[Ponypoor]

I was in that one long before I was here, and it's not changed much but that's one of the ones I was talking about where so many think they know it all and are so insultative as well. For example, saying you use Diatomaceous Earth gets so many knives in your back there. I stick up for those who do, because I do, but I sure as heck aren't going to go posting I do there as I'll get crucified lol. I'm 63 and raised chickens since I was 8...ya think your so-called "expert opinion" is going to change my mind?

My neighbour down the road once told me that she spent 3hrs online researching something regarding her horse and that I didn’t know what I was talking about. She had never had horses until a couple yrs befor that.

Guess my 40 odd yrs of owning breeding showing and selling horses has taught me only one thing - never ever offer suggestions to those with a computer and internet

 

[azurbanclucker]

When I worked at IBM and had a particularly idiotic person go ha computer issues I would tell them they had id10t problem.

That would believe me…..

ID10T

(idiot)

We always described it as a PICNIC issue.

Problem
In
Chair
Not
In
Computer

 

[Ponypoor]

We always described it as a PICNIC issue.

Problem
In
Chair
Not
In
Computer

Oh that’s awesome hahaha - we had a ‘disconnect between the chair and the keyboard’

 

[Debbie292d]

My neighbour down the road once told me that she spent 3hrs online researching something regarding her horse and that I didn’t know what I was talking about. She had never had horses until a couple yrs befor that.

Guess my 40 odd yrs of owning breeding showing and selling horses has taught me only one thing - never ever offer suggestions to those with a computer and internet

That one is totally amazing, but probably where all of these geniuses learn about chickens in a couple of hours and then think they're "experts."

 

[Ponypoor]

That one is totally amazing, but probably where all of these geniuses learn about chickens in a couple of hours and then think they're "experts."

True!

The one thing I have learnt from horses is that I don’t know everything but that I can learn something new everyday.

Same with the chooks.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Oh that’s awesome hahaha - we had a ‘disconnect between the chair and the keyboard’

PEBKAC

Problem
Exists
Between
Keyboard
And
Chair


That one came from a NASA friend.

 

[member 655102]

I wish I could say that I never meant to cause any trouble and I will always stand by your side no matter what happens.

I miss you, homey. Please come back.

 

[Sally PB]

Stop looking at me like the answer you gave me is obvious when half the time you give me a different answer to the same question.