Things you wish you could say

[tripletfeb]

When I worked at IBM and had a particularly idiotic person go ha computer issues I would tell them they had id10t problem.

That would believe me…..

ID10T

(idiot)

My dad has used that one for decades. He used to be a computer programmer. Still funny even today

 

[Ponypoor]

PEBKAC

Problem
Exists
Between
Keyboard
And
Chair


That one came from a NASA friend.

PEBKAC
PICNIC



Will need to make note of those maybe not put them in a hell-desk ticket but one’s personal notes

 

[Nabiki]

PEBKAC
PICNIC



Will need to make note of those maybe not put them in a hell-desk ticket but one’s personal notes

If you enjoy funny helldesk tickets, check out chroniclesofgeorge.com

 

[sourland]

I can attest to that that is one thing that gets easier with age. I can shut up and walk away from things now that before I never would.

For me that was the major benefit of early retirement.

 

[R2elk]

For me that was the major benefit of early retirement.

I thought just not being around people was the real benefit.

 

[tripletfeb]

For me that was the major benefit of early retirement.

I thought just not being around people was the real benefit.

 

[azurbanclucker]

It's DNS. It's ALWAYS DNS. Don't argue, don't waste time troubleshooting when we've already done it. Just go flush your cache.

 

[bill3607]

I wish I could say that I never meant to cause any trouble and I will always stand by your side no matter what happens.

I miss you, homey. Please come back.

 

[Brooks_]

Brooks, bless your heart

I get a pass on the next throat punch for that.

 

[tripletfeb]

I get a pass on the next throat punch for that.