Things you wish you could say

[Ponypoor]

I wish I could say “I won the lottery, I quit”.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I wish I could say “I won the lottery, I quit”.

AMEN.

 

[Brooks_]

Bill's one of the few around here I can nerd with and he doesn't just go

Wat

 

[GreenJay]

I wish I could say "I love flipping my clocks back and forth twice a year!"

 

[sourland]

My hands and shoulders don't hurt this morning.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I just burned 2000 calories.

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

 

[R2elk]

I just burned 2000 calories.

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Until the next time.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I just burned 2000 calories.

OOOPS! That was suppose to be posted with "Dad Jokes".
I guess that's not the worst one I could have misplaced.

 

[RadEggs]

I wish I could tell people who joke about eating my chickens when I have introduced them as my PETS (who does that?!?!?) That "I hope Esther pecks you in the face, then eats your stupid hamster/other small mammal they like, or have as a pet." Then I walk away.
This happens WAY to often.

 

[RadEggs]

I wish I could tell people who joke about eating my chickens when I have introduced them as my PETS (who does that?!?!?) That "I hope Esther pecks you in the face, then eats your stupid hamster/other small mammal they like, or have as a pet." Then I walk away.
This happens WAY to often.

Like, why can they not understand the word "pet"?