Thank you all for your condolences.

Where everyone at work was worried about being laid off, I came up with the idea that if the boss fires us all because he did not make a crap ton more money than he wanted to (he still made a crap ton of profit, just not as much as he wanted to), then we are going to help ourselves to his toiletries and towels. Let him pay to replace all of that because he does not want to pay his employees even minimum wage. It is not like he put in money for security cameras or anything, so why not?
