Things you wish you could say

[Brooks_]

Excuses are just that - excuses.

Yeah, but I make good excuses.

 

[sourland]

Yeah, but I make good excuses.

I used to, but the Princess called my bluff.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I clean the men's bathroom at work...I'm about about to replace the urinal with a stump and throw down horse mats and sweet pdz....
HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO GET PEE ON WALL BEHIND YOU?!

Don't kid yourself. Women's bathrooms are just as nasty.

 

[Nabiki]

Don't kid yourself. Women's bathrooms are just as nasty.

In my experience, men's bathrooms have a lot more urine all over the place. Under the toilet seat, around the toilet, on the back of the toilet, etc. Women just don't splash as much.

 

[Sally PB]

Someone told me this story about a friend of hers. He had never married, so no reason to close the door when he went to the bathroom. He got a little dog. The dog came in and put her cold wet nose on the back of his calf while he was peeing.

He said, "I hit all four walls and the ceiling."

 

[The Moonshiner]

In my experience, men's bathrooms have a lot more urine all over the place. Under the toilet seat, around the toilet, on the back of the toilet, etc. Women just don't splash as much.

Men can't hit the toilet. Women can't hit the trash can.

 

[Nym]

When I finally get to the checkout -- after not being able to locate anyone in the store to help me -- and the person at the register asks me: "Did you find everything?" I want to say, "Why? Did you purposely hide something?"

Brilliant! hahahaa

 

[nuthatched]

Men can't hit the toilet. Women can't hit the trash can.

That's true. Lot less paper on the ground In the men's loo.

 

[Nabiki]

Men can't hit the toilet. Women can't hit the trash can.

Gah. I had a roommate who could not hit the trash can. I told him many times, "If you can't hit the trash can, don't throw the trash."

 

[tripletfeb]

Don't kid yourself. Women's bathrooms are just as nasty.

It's true. Women can be just as gross. Just because we "sit" doesn't mean it all goes in the toilet