Yeah, but I make good excuses.
Things you wish you could say
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I used to, but the Princess called my bluff.
Don't kid yourself. Women's bathrooms are just as nasty.
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In my experience, men's bathrooms have a lot more urine all over the place. Under the toilet seat, around the toilet, on the back of the toilet, etc. Women just don't splash as much.
Someone told me this story about a friend of hers. He had never married, so no reason to close the door when he went to the bathroom. He got a little dog. The dog came in and put her cold wet nose on the back of his calf while he was peeing.
He said, "I hit all four walls and the ceiling."
He said, "I hit all four walls and the ceiling."
Men can't hit the toilet. Women can't hit the trash can.
Brilliant! hahahaa
That's true. Lot less paper on the ground In the men's loo.
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Gah. I had a roommate who could not hit the trash can. I told him many times, "If you can't hit the trash can, don't throw the trash."
It's true. Women can be just as gross. Just because we "sit" doesn't mean it all goes in the toilet
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