Things you wish you could say

[RUNuts]

Pure whiskey only, please.

You've heard the story too? Good.

I'm amazed by people who refuse to drink water and then get an iced drink. As if the ice was magically imported from the place of pure ice.

The old timers and old Europeans would say it's safer to drink the beer than the water. The alcohol would kill all the bad things. Whisky is good too. Imagine that.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Who orders a glass of ice water with ice anyways?

Me. After the water is gone, I just need to wait for the ice to melt, and I have a refill and I did not need to talk to someone to get it.

 

[RUNuts]

Who orders a glass of ice water with ice anyways?

Same people who ask for a "to go" order in the drive through.
Same people who want a "special order" at the restaurant.
Same people who tell you about how special their off the shelf whatever is.

 

[Amer]

Hell…I wouldn’t even get in the water at Oceans of Fun cause my instinct told me that people were peeing in it.

…So I sat at the tiki bar instead lol

 

[Amer]

The fact that I saw that meme just today

 

[Sally PB]

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

Think how quiet the world would be!

 

[Brooks_]

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

Think how quiet the world would be!

I'll take the quiet.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

I wish I could say that I do not believe that I am going to suffer a fatal heart attack if I do not get some damn stress relief very soon. According to the Google, my BP is high enough that I should go to the ER.

I also wish I could say that I got a frigging call back from the employer that said he would call me back either way.

 

[Nabiki]

I wish I could say that I do not believe that I am going to suffer a fatal heart attack if I do not get some damn stress relief very soon. According to the Google, my BP is high enough that I should go to the ER.

I also wish I could say that I got a frigging call back from the employer that said he would call me back either way.

If your blood pressure is that high, please go to the ER. They can give you something to lower it so you don't die.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

If your blood pressure is that high, please go to the ER. They can give you something to lower it so you don't die.

I do not care about me. What I need is a vet that takes payment plans. As for my stress, I am drinking. I have had maybe 2 drinks in 2+ years, but I am working my way through my stash right now. Did you know that there is Banana Pudding flavored Moonshine!?