Things you wish you could say

[Nabiki]

I do not care about me. What I need is a vet that takes payment plans. As for my stress, I am drinking. I have had maybe 2 drinks in 2+ years, but I am working my way through my stash right now. Did you know that there is Banana Pudding flavored Moonshine!?

if you don't care about you, who will take care of your critters? If your blood pressure is already high, too much alcohol can make it go higher.

 

[member 655102]

This tree is dying and needs to go, lady. If you don’t believe me then just look:

 

[member 655102]

Same people who ask for a "to go" order in the drive through.
Same people who want a "special order" at the restaurant.
Same people who tell you about how special they’re off the shelf whatever is.

“Special” my ass…

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Mm-hmm…Sure hits the spot when you’re a living legend.

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

Think how quiet the world would be!

…Walt, is that you?!

 

[Sally PB]

Walt, is that you?!

Walt Whitman? No. Walt Disney? No. Walt the UPS driver? NO!

Those are all the Walts I can think of.

 

[member 655102]

Walt Whitman? No. Walt Disney? No. Walt the UPS driver? NO!

Those are all the Walts I can think of.

Bambi was created by Felix Salten.

 

[member 655102]

Walt Whitman? No. Walt Disney? No. Walt the UPS driver? NO!

Those are all the Walts I can think of.

…Is it Friday yet?

 

[R2elk]

…Is it Friday yet?

In New Zealand.

 

[member 655102]

In New Zealand.

You forgot Australia.

 

[R2elk]

You forgot Australia.

Some people would say "same difference".

 

[member 655102]

Some people would say "same difference".

I wouldn’t.