Things you wish you could say

[tlcmurphy]

Monday is canceled. Y'all can go back to bed.

Wish I’d known that 7 hours ago

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Monday is canceled. Y'all can go back to bed.

I did. It did not help. I was awoken every few minutes with back spasms. Can we cancel Tuesday instead so I can sleep in?

 

[LaurenRitz]

To keep it soft core here, I will give you this example. If we talk about chicken poop on here it is fine, but if we call it CS then it is not.

Language bias. I have noticed that words from Latin or French are usually acceptable, while words from Slavic languages are not (just an example). Thus we have poop, s__t, feces, excrement, etc.

I think this goes back to the fact that for many generations Latin (and later, French) was the language of the intelligentsia, and thus the language of the Good People.

 

[notabitail]

Monday is canceled. Y'all can go back to bed.

Fantastic. I could use that this morning.

I had a dream, and the alarm Dad sets was going off. In my dream, I heard "It's too late to get up now, you already missed it". I sat there for ages. And then realized I'm stupid and no it wasn't.

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

I am not "cringe" because I am different than you. You are not "funny" for making me feel bad about myself and the way I look. You are nothing but a below average person. Please leave me alone

 

[Insnesnakos]

I had a dream where bald eagles snatched up all the chickens and the only survivor was called "Pashed Motato"
And waking up today was terrible. As it usually is on Mondays

 

[notabitail]

I had a dream where bald eagles snatched up all the chickens and the only survivor was called "Pashed Motato"
And waking up today was terrible. As it usually is on Mondays

 

[Insnesnakos]

Thanks for the hugs

 

[R2elk]

Monday is canceled. Y'all can go back to bed.

Too bad the chickens didn't believe you.

 

[notabitail]

Too bad the chickens didn't believe you.

They're not gullible.

@azurbanclucker thinks they're from his hometown or something.