Things you wish you could say

The chicken didn't volunteer to become nuggets. The cow didn't ask to become burgers. The pig really didn't want to become roast pork.

Someone had to make that happen. These are not evil people, they're called butchers. They are respectable people, providing a necessary service, feeding their family and yours.

BTW, the potato didn't want to get baked either.
 
Okay, this one is for a certain coworker that I would love to just scream the next time she brings it up.

"I HAVE BIRDS. I HATCH AND I RAISE BIRDS. A LOT OF THESE TURN INTO BOYS AND SOME OF THOSE TRY TO ATTACK ME. JUST BECAUSE I BUTCHER, TO FEED MY SELF TOO, NOT JUST DUMP THEM, DOES NOT MAKE ME A MONSTER. NOR DOES IT MEAN I'M A SERIAL KILLER IN THE MAKING. BUTCHERING A MEAN MALE IS DIFFERENT THAN RANDOMLY KILLING SMALL CREATURES FOR JOY!!!"


God I want to just scream that at her whenever she brings my work up
You need a saying at work like this:
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and on a farm, random stray cats are predators and as unwelcome as raccoons! don't care if you're a "cat person"
Stray cats are unwelcome everywhere, in my opinion! They crap everywhere, kill birds, get into my trash, and drive my dog crazy! Dogs would never be allowed to roam free like cats are. Ugh, I hate them, hence my .22 sitting by my back door
 

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