Things you wish you could say

[R2elk]

Those were full on accidents though.

Not all of them, some were flat out stupidity.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Not all of them, some were flat out stupidity.

Darwin award!!!~~!
DH will receive an honorable mention if he mows a toe off.

 

[DukesDucks]

I get all the warnings on medicines but product warnings are just a sign of some human stupidity. Imagine sitting around a board room trying to think up all the possibilities of mis-use like, "Don't iron your clothes while you are wearing them". Not sure about other places but I think Canada has laws protecting companies from ridiculous law suits resulting from someone trying to capitalize. "Oh, I burned myself because no one told me this coffee would be hot". Not to say that there aren't legitimate reasons to force companies to make reliable, safe products.
The Darwin Award are sadly humorous.

 

[electrycmonk]

So maybe my runny nose is not nasal cancer?

Of course not, the aluminum foil hat nullified that.

 

[electrycmonk]

Darwin award!!!~~!
DH will receive an honorable mention if he mows a toe off.

My coined phrase I use on twitter:
#DAC
#DarwinAwardContender

Definition should be self explanatory, true day?

 

[electrycmonk]

could be cocaine addiction or allergies or a cold...better write your will!

Just be glad they don't have ring around the collar.....
It's from rectal-cranial-inversion.

 

[R2elk]

I get all the warnings on medicines but product warnings are just a sign of some human stupidity. Imagine sitting around a board room trying to think up all the possibilities of mis-use like, "Don't iron your clothes while you are wearing them". Not sure about other places but I think Canada has laws protecting companies from ridiculous law suits resulting from someone trying to capitalize. "Oh, I burned myself because no one told me this coffee would be hot". Not to say that there aren't legitimate reasons to force companies to make reliable, safe products.
The Darwin Award are sadly humorous.

My Doctor prescribed a medicine for me. After about a week of taking it, I called him up and said I would not be taking that medicine any longer. I experienced every single one of the side effects that were said to be possible.

 

[Nabiki]

No. You can't tell the gender of a chick by the shape, colour, or any other visible characteristic of the egg. Really.

Really.



Really. Don't you think hatcheries all over the place wouldn't be all over that if it were true?

 

[HappyDuckie]

If you can’t tell the gender of a chicken, don’t make a guess what it is. 98% of the time you’re wrong, and give the OP false hope.

 

[50-45-1]

What gets me is when someone (free ranges and leaves coop open all night) who lost a chicken(s) wants us to guess what did it and they say "oh we dont have this or that preditor because I have never seen one here"
Really! You think a humans eyesight, hearing, sence of smell and awareness of Everything in nature around us is that on tune?
Especially when most folks are in the house or at work and most of us are asleep all night!
THEY ARE PREDITORS, THE LIVE AND EAT BY BEING STEALTHY!
You never seeing it means nothing.
Put out a game camera in your backyard and see what really comes around when you are not aware.