Things you wish you could say

[CarpCharacin]

Tell them to totaled the car yesterday

Be sure to include the part about driving drunk.

 

[electrycmonk]

Be sure to include the part about driving drunk.

(_x_) totaled the other day
(_x_) while driving drunk
(_x_) FaceTiming with out a seatbelt….
(_?_) ______ Beuller?_____

 

[ShrekDawg]

(_x_) totaled the other day
(_x_) while driving drunk
(_x_) FaceTiming with out a seatbelt….
(_?_) ______ Beuller?_____

Also simultaneously texting your absolute BFF and/or taking a PERFECT selfie for Instagram.

 

[ShrekDawg]

To go with the selfie you already took in front of the liquor store

 

[sourland]

Be sure to include the part about driving drunk.

and losing your license. Did all of this to a caller last week. Their response: "But you can't be driving then." I said "He-- yeah.", and they hung up. I have not gotten a car warranty call since. Coincidence?

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I'm getting some too, but I recently changed my phone number.

I recently started receiving spam texts, and I have a feeling that someone I pissed off somehow got ahold of my number and decided to sign me up for them. Unfortunately the suspect pool is large

I got a completely inappropriate one that was sent in a group text to me and some other person with my area code from a number in a different state.

 

[LaFleche]

and losing your license. Did all of this to a caller last week. Their response: "But you can't be driving then." I said "He-- yeah.", and they hung up. I have not gotten a car warranty call since. Coincidence?

Using a whistle gave me peace. Years ago, I had one fixed to the landline phone for quite some time to welcome this kind of callers and it worked like a charm.

 

[RUNuts]

I'll have to look that up, I never heard of them using MSG, and that gives me migraines. Never got a migraine from Chick-fil-A before. Hmmm

If you find information either way, please share. I'd have a mild reaction from their fried chicken chunks, but that has been several years and things change. Quick search only showed information from 2019 and nothing on their site.

 

[Painted Calls]

Using a whistle gave me peace. Years ago, I had one fixed to the landline phone for quite some time to welcome this kind of callers and it worked like a charm.

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Genius.

 

[R2elk]

Genius.

I suppose you don't remember the series Becker with Ted Danson and his air horn waiting for the unsolicited sales calls.