Things you wish you could say

[nuthatched]

If your going to model your jewelry on etsy, clean under your fingernails. It looks like you just scratched your way out of a coal mine.

 

[Painted Calls]

If your going to model your jewelry on etsy, clean under your fingernails. It looks like you just scratched your way out of a coal mine.

Oh I have a similar one!

If you're going to post pics of your chickens on BYC, make sure the background doesn't look like you're on the set of Hoarders.

 

[ShrekDawg]

If your going to model your jewelry on etsy, clean under your fingernails. It looks like you just scratched your way out of a coal mine.

Oh I have a similar one!

If you're going to post pics of your chickens on BYC, make sure the background doesn't look like you're on the set of Hoarders.

I can’t stop laughing

 

[ShrekDawg]

Cheaper than chicken wire.🖒just as robust.

 

[nuthatched]

Oh I have a similar one!

If you're going to post pics of your chickens on BYC, make sure the background doesn't look like you're on the set of Hoarders.

"well, your chicken is a cockerel, but I'm more concerned that all your animals look like an aspca commercial.

 

[Painted Calls]

"well, your chicken is a cockerel, but I'm more concerned that all your animals look like an aspca commercial.

Too many times.

 

[user651618]

Too many times.

Whenever my birds egg production drops, I show them that Sarah McLalchan SPCA commercial to scare them straight.

 

[nuthatched]

You really should have figured all this out before you got your animals....

 

[Painted Calls]

You really should have figured all this out before you got your animals....

I just saw that one too. Oh..

 

[tripletfeb]

To the board of education: the elementary school kids can't even pick out their clothes to wear, you think they can tell us, between five options, what they want to eat for lunch? You all are stupid and we refuse to offer vegan items! So stuff it!