Things you wish you could say

Those poeple clearly need their heads examined. Bacon is love, bacon is life. Therefore, bacon grease is love by extension, and brings life to all it touches.
Bacon is like women.
Smells great.
Tastes awesome.
And kills you slowly.

What more could you ask for?

We tried a new kind of bacon. Jowl bacon is amazing. Also called pig candy. Try it.
 
Don't take things so personally. If you weren't quoted, don't assume it's all about you
Well, I just was making sure they weren't talking to me. I am perfectly fine with gorey and gross. I even assisted in my horses castration. It's unnecessarily killing animals that I can't stand
 
Well, I just was making sure they weren't talking to me. I am perfectly fine with gorey and gross. I even assisted in my horses castration. It's unnecessarily killing animals that I can't stand
We get it. Seriously
 
I'm sure some of you never will.
Same with you. You don't seem to want to understand the way other people do things. While different than you, that does not make it wrong. You have repeated your views many times and it does NOT bear repeating
 
Bacon is like women.
Smells great.
Tastes awesome.
And kills you slowly.

What more could you ask for?

We tried a new kind of bacon. Jowl bacon is amazing. Also called pig candy. Try it.
We're all gonna die anyway, might as well die doing/eating something you enjoy 😉
 
I'm sure some of you never will.
Relax, Kiddo. Seriously. Be like Elsa
let it go GIF
 

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