Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

I don't find any threads on the kind of caning that involves weaving canes into things like chair seats.

When I saw it, I assumed they meant this.

 

[R2elk]

Nope. The word they meant was "canning." They left out an N, and were surprised "no one did this."

I did not find "caning" (sic) to be fun. Canning on the other hand is work.

 

[Sally PB]

Canning on the other hand is work.

But eating good food all winter long is worth it.

 

[sourland]

Ducks waddle. Chickens have wattles.

 

[azurbanclucker]

That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. There's a reason no one does it, because it's insane.

 

[SourRoses]

How dare you invoke my name to try to make my wonderful mom feel bad! It makes no logical sense whatsoever because you know nothing about our (happy, friendly) relationship. What she's done to me?!? How about loved me better than you can imagine! I don't care that you're related, she deserves better than to deal with cretins like you. I'm DONE with you! Argh, I'm just spitting mad!

 

[sourland]

How dare you invoke my name to try to make my wonderful mom feel bad! It makes no logical sense whatsoever because you know nothing about our (happy, friendly) relationship. What she's done to me?!? How about loved me better than you can imagine! I don't care that you're related, she deserves better than to deal with cretins like you. I'm DONE with you! Argh, I'm just spitting mad!

Sounds like that needs to be said to the individual involved.

 

[sourland]

The next time you get birds/animals plan for their needs in advance. Better yet - don't get any.

 

[Brooks_]

There really was no reason to report. You just didn't like being wrong.

 

[azurbanclucker]

There really was no reason to report. You just didn't like being wrong.

good luck.