Things you wish you could say

[R2elk]

My hands and shoulders do not hurt.

I can't say that either.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I can't say that either.

@sourland and @R2elk: brothers, I hear ya! I wish I could say that nothing hurts! But someday, nothing will!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Here's one for you: I wish I could say, I still fit in my high school jeans!

 

[sourland]

Here's one for you: I wish I could say, I still fit in my high school jeans!

I still could if they still existed. I still have a belt I used in high school and I'm going to have to punch another hole in it - I have discovered why old guys wear suspenders - their buttocks disappear.

 

[Sally PB]

I do want to say... I hope I never, ever fit into my high school pants ever again. 60+ pounds ago, and they can stay GONE!

 

[member 655102]

You need to brush your hair and your teeth but not at the same time.

 

[member 655102]

Note to self: Don’t trust that deer will not run out from the darkness and into your path to collide with you next time you’re driving down a hill and taking a sharp turn around the corner.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Note to self: Don’t trust that deer will not run out from the darkness and into your path to collide with you next time you’re driving down a hill and taking a sharp turn around the corner.

Oof! Hopefully nobody was hurt and your vehicle was adequately insured!

 

[DaisyG2317]

No I will NOT go to the store after working a 10 hour shift on a Saturday, go your damn self

 

[ShrekDawg]

STOP DREDGING UP OLD THREADS/ARGUMENTS/COMMENTS/ETC.!!!! ESPECIALLY old arguments. Seems to be mostly new people doing this so maybe a mistake but still…. READ THE DATES FIRST.