Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

I wish I could say that I'm ready for spring, and so are my gardens.

Ok, I can say that I'm ready for spring.

 

[Ponypoor]

I wish I could say that I'm ready for spring, and so are my gardens.

Ok, I can say that I'm ready for spring.

After today I ready for Spring!

I wish I could tell my chooks to stop pooping on the fresh wet concrete!

 

[bill3607]

In Charlie Brown's voice: "I got an F."

 

[bill3607]

81 and sunny. Soory.

It was 85 here yesterday, but now we may get below freezing tomorrow night, but I doubt it. It is a bit brisk outside right now, though. Temp has been dropping all day.

I not only wish I could say, but can say that I got 2 ripe tomatoes out of the garden today.

 

[bill3607]

I might give a kid one of the tomatoes tonight for trick or treat

 

[Brooks_]

I might give a kid one of the tomatoes tonight for trick or treat

Have any Brussels Sprouts and those truffles on hand?

 

[azurbanclucker]

THIS IS WHY we do not do production releases on Fridays. Your insistence on forcing this through with minimal QA has resulted in 15 hours of time wasted by my team cleaning up after your sloppy code so far. If I could fire you myself, I would, and rest assured, not only have I already had that conversation today but I will be having it again Monday after this has cooled off.

 

[Sally PB]

Did I piss you off? Offend you in some way? I surely did not mean to.

We'll be in town tomorrow and would like to stop by and say hello. I really Do. Not. Care. what your house looks like. Or if you're want to stay in your jammies all day. Have you put on 50 pounds since I last saw you? I don't care. You don't even have to make coffee if you don't want to. You are family, and we have precious little family left.

 

[Ponypoor]

THIS IS WHY we do not do production releases on Fridays. Your insistence on forcing this through with minimal QA has resulted in 15 hours of time wasted by my team cleaning up after your sloppy code so far. If I could fire you myself, I would, and rest assured, not only have I already had that conversation today but I will be having it again Monday after this has cooled off.

Yup I have wanted to say this!!!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Yup I have wanted to say this!!!

I'm livid. Long story short, rules were broken, failsafes and checkpoints were deliberately ignored, and it resulted in a major billing outage that is currently at 18 hours for some clients. I don't ever go headhunting, but in this case I am absolutely making an exception.