Things you wish you could say

[BigBlueHen53]

Don't forget Lavendar Orflingtons

Stoph hit, youse guys, yer killin' me!

 

[nuthatched]

“Where did you learn how to drive? Rome?”

 

[azurbanclucker]

"How on Earth do you function on that few brain cells? More importantly, how are you a VP in this company? Did you think I was joking for the last 2 years I was warning you this would happen?"

Side question.

"How is it always Monday when the really stupid things finally erupt?"

 

[tlcmurphy]

"How on Earth do you function on that few brain cells? More importantly, how are you a VP in this company? Did you think I was joking for the last 2 years I was warning you this would happen?"

Side question.

"How is it always Monday when the really stupid things finally erupt?"

People uniformly get stupider over the weekend. Except me of course

 

[fluffycrow]

Except me of course

Same. I function on a single braincell every day of the week

 

[tlcmurphy]

Same. I function on a single braincell every day of the week

I can guarantee I’m as stupid on Friday as I am the following Monday.

 

[azurbanclucker]

People uniformly get stupider over the weekend. Except me of course

In this case, it was because I finally managed to get said moron and a vendor on the same meeting and had the vendor ELI5 to the moron.

But of course I'm the bad guy because I never made this known.

Except I did. And I have a special folder full of the emails I've sent starting in Feb of 2022 about it. Welcome to the bus, Chuck.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I can guarantee I’m as stupid on Friday as I am the following Monday.

I'm only allowed one instance of public stupidity per month under the conditions of my release.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I had to look up ELI5, ironic huh?

 

[fluffycrow]

I can guarantee I’m as stupid on Friday as I am the following Monday.

You know that classic cartoon scene where the character runs into a tree or a pole, because they're busy talking? Yeah, that's a weekly occurrence over here