Things you wish you could say

[KayisforKale]

Mmmhmm.


I know how to get the coordinates from Azure.

Azure, if you don't give me the coordinates, I'm going to make sure when I get back that you'll only be able to use Apple products for the next decade.

My god, I would cave in a heartbeat.

But I already gave them to you. @azurbanclucker back me up here!

 

[notabitail]

My god, I would cave in a heartbeat.

But I already gave them to you. @azurbanclucker back me up here!

I forgot to mention that you'll have to buy the zillion dollar wheels separately if you want out early.

 

[KayisforKale]

I forgot to mention that you'll have to buy the zillion dollar wheels separately if you want out early.

Out of Gu'llible? Or out of the Crapple Trap?

I would be willing to pay whatever you wanted to get me out of the trap, but I am more than happy to live in Gu'llible.

 

[notabitail]

Out of Gu'llible? Or out of the Crapple Trap?

I would be willing to pay whatever you wanted to get me out of the trap, but I am more than happy to live in Gu'llible.

The Trap. I, on the other hand, will offer you a life in luxury, if only Azure gives me the coordinates.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Mmmhmm.


I know how to get the coordinates from Azure.

Azure, if you don't give me the coordinates, I'm going to make sure when I get back that you'll only be able to use Apple products for the next decade.

"when you get back" sounds like I bridge to cross IF it happens.

 

[KayisforKale]

The Trap. I, on the other hand, will offer you a life in luxury, if only Azure gives me the coordinates.

A life in luxury? I can still work, though, right? Because otherwise I am going to become a Feng Shui master.

 

[notabitail]

"when you get back" sounds like I bridge to cross IF it happens.

Actually, I changed my mind. You'll start your great fast today. Only Apple products. You'll be pretty healthy after it.

 

[notabitail]

A life in luxury? I can still work, though, right? Because otherwise I am going to become a Feng Shui master.

You can still work.

 

[KayisforKale]

"when you get back" sounds like I bridge to cross IF it happens.

Oh shizz! He is going to phone his Gu'llible buddies and have them keep you in the diamond mines!

 

[notabitail]

Oh shizz! He is going to phone his Gu'llible buddies and have them keep you in the diamond mines!

I don't think they have mines there. Just rich people.