*Slight* rant incoming, directed to those lovely people who are in charge of hiring new workers. Yes, you.
Please don’t say a job is entry level and then put in the description that you need a bachelors degree with at least five years of experience in a related field, preferably at YOUR company, and maybe a two-year internship on top of that.

Thanks.
Oh and also, if you call me in for an interview, you’d better not have me in there for five minutes after I spent the whole morning agonizing over what exactly to say for all the hypothetical questions and dressing up nice and fancy for you. I should’ve dang well left the chicken poop on my shoe!
I know you’re not going to hire me because I don’t have any experience and you’d rather have it all picture-perfect with a ready made employee rather than one you have to train. No thank you! So why did I bother taking time out of my day to come kiss up to some people who will never even give me a second glance? Yeah, I don’t even know anymore.