Things you wish you could say

[Nabiki]

Depending on the age of the thread, the chicken is most likely dead from old age, let alone from any medical problem it had.

That is even more true for the quail threads. Quail only live 2-5 years.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Things hr wishes they could say:

Do you hear yourself right now? You do understand you sound like an farking moron, yes?

 

[Tomwaits1863]

"I have an -insert color- animal. Is it actually an -insert a different color- animal?"

Are you colorblind? No?
Then can you look at them and tell me what color they are?
Oh they're actually the color you can see and not some other color? I guess they're the color that you can see then.

It's a wee bit baffling to me that this is even a question. I get it. I know why it gets asked. I'm always nicer than this when this stuff is asked. But BOY it's hard not to SASS.

I am a deuteranope, so I do have color blindness, but I know which colors my eyes perceive as which, so i've never asked anyone those questions lol.

 

[azurbanclucker]

This is a total quotable quote.

Everything I say has the potential to be gold.


...If you use enough spray paint.

 

[KayisforKale]

Everything I say has the potential to be gold.


...If you use enough spray paint.

Well, the trash statement is quotable without the need for paint. And some (ok, a LOT) of what you say, I do not understand. Maybe all of it is quotable without paint.

 

[notabitail]

Things hr wishes they could say:

Do you hear yourself right now? You do understand you sound like an farking moron, yes?

Even better if they ate beans. Then it'd be a farting moron.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Even better if they ate beans. Then it'd be a farting moron.

But only if they're named Buffalo Bob.

 

[Brooks_]

Even better if they ate beans. Then it'd be a farting moron.

 

[KayisforKale]

Please, please, PLEASE do not rain this weekend or on Monday! I need to mow my overgrown lawn, dammit!

 

[notabitail]

Please, please, PLEASE do not rain this weekend or on Monday! I need to mow my overgrown lawn, dammit!

Please, please, PLEASE send the rain here. The undergrown mesquite could use it.