Things you wish you could say

[sourland]

I am not drag a**ed tired.

 

[R2elk]

I am not drag a**ed tired.

I am.

 

[Brooks_]

drag

Be careful with that word.

 

[sourland]

Be careful with that word.

Always am.

 

[Sally PB]

I did not eat as much of the rhubarb custard as I did.

(WAAAY too much sugar. Tasty, though...)

 

[tripletfeb]

I did not eat as much of the rhubarb custard as I did.

(WAAAY too much sugar. Tasty, though...)

Now I need this recipe from you!!! Sally Peanut butter, you are gonna get me in trouble!!

 

[notabitail]

Now I need this recipe from you!!! Sally Peanut butter, you are gonna get me in trouble!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of her as Sally Peanut Butter.

 

[notabitail]

If I laugh too hard too late in the night, I get very lightheaded and almost pass out. Mom stole my phone this time, and I have a video of her saying, "let's see if he passes out.".

 

[notabitail]

Congratulations on reaching page 1080. My monitor resolved to stay at 1920x1080 for its resolution.

 

[Patiocoturnix]

I wish I could say i've gotten more then 2-4 hours of sleep a night for the last month