Things you wish you could say

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Going to pull a Pat...
Wish I could say I'm fast asleep right now so I can wake up in 2 hours well rested.

 

[notabitail]

Not yours in particular, all these designer breeds and ugly mixes that pop up.

I mostly have Easter eggers and silkies in mind, or some bizarre mix.
"What gender is my sweet little naked neck, silkied EE ?"
I wouldn't even eat something that ugly...

"What gender is my silkied Polish cow pattie Oreo butt Orpington?"

 

[The Moonshiner]

"What gender is my silkied Polish cow pattie Oreo butt Orpington?"

It would help if you'd turn the red light off and include a pic that shows the comb and wattles.

 

[notabitail]

It would help if you'd turn the red light off and include a pic that shows the comb and wattles.

"Oh but the hatchery says not to turn it off so here's its fluffy butt instead ”

 

[The Moonshiner]

"Oh but the hatchery says not to turn it off so here's its fluffy butt instead ”

Could be worse.
Go to the Other Pets & Livestock section and look for is my goat or pig pregnant posts.

 

[nuthatched]

Could be worse.
Go to the Other Pets & Livestock section and look for is my goat or pig pregnant posts.

"Here's my goats butt, could she be pregnant?! She was in a field with her 5 brothers but they wouldn't breed her."

 

[BigBlueHen53]

"Here's my goats butt, could she be pregnant?! She was in a field with her 5 brothers but they wouldn't breed her."

oh stop, I can't breathe!

 

[tlcmurphy]

You’re an adult? I could have sworn from your posts you were MUCH younger.

 

[R2elk]

You’re an adult? I could have sworn from your posts you were MUCH younger.

Worse yet, You have kids!

 

[tlcmurphy]

Worse yet, You have kids!

Exactly