Things you wish you could say

[The Moonshiner]

Fire them for performance issues.

Fire them? We don't do that at my place of employment.
We're not trying to put someone into therapy.

 

[Patiocoturnix]

Hmm. Did they have a dishwashing sink and another sink?

That might make a big difference, if you are filling the only sink with dishes (in most houses) or if you are filling the dedicated dishwashing sink but leaving another sink free for the other tasks.

Yep.

 

[member 655102]

When the hell did that start?

HR people need to tell people these things.

What if you are your own HR?

 

[notabitail]

Fire them for performance issues.

Put some thermal paste on them.

 

[Brooks_]

What if you are your own HR?

Cater lunch every day?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Fire them? We don't do that at my place of employment.
We're not trying to put someone into therapy.

Have 'em muck with a 3 tine fork instead of a shovel for a week. That should encourage them to step up or seek more viable employment options.

 

[Brooks_]

Have 'em muck with a 3 tine fork instead of a shovel for a week. That should encourage them to step up or seek more viable employment options.

 

[member 655102]

Have 'em muck with a 3 tine fork instead of a shovel for a week. That should encourage them to step up or seek more viable employment options.

More like take the shovel and put it to good use. How else do you think Little Nicky got his smile back?

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Um. you CAN say that. It's a safety issue and needs to be addressed. ;p

I have. They just stare like deer caught in the headlights.
When they are alone, they are speaking what sounds like Finnish. Maybe they just suck at English? Door closey-closey so food no go baddy-baddy?

 

[azurbanclucker]

I have. They just stare like deer caught in the headlights.
When they are alone, they are speaking what sounds like Finnish. Maybe they just suck at English? Door closey-closey so food no go baddy-baddy?

Do this, but use a soup ladle and say Close. The. Door.