Things you wish you could say

[ShrekDawg]

That's what my store did over the summer/fall. They got rid of a lot of DIY stuff, spread out the aisles to fill that space, and gave a LOT more space to pet stuff. They want the customers who go to Pet Supplies Plus and who order from Chewy.

 

[Sally PB]

I hear ya on the Big Block o' Text! My reading it depends on who wrote it and what it's about. New person needing help? Yeah, I'll see what I can do, as I've been new and I've needed help.

Poor spelling/grammar? If English is not your first language, or you've had a stroke (or some other issue that affects your speech/motor skills), I will read your typing, no problem. You guys have my undying respect.

 

[azurbanclucker]

"Employee alias: <work email for the wrong subsidiary>

Subject: Salary Revision

With reference to your fixed term contract of employment, we are please to inform you that your salary has been revised to 12%. All other terms and conditions of your employment remain same.Effective from 01/21/2025. Your salary structure and components would stand revised as per Annexure I for this year. Please find attached the updated contract for your perusal."


...Cool!

Since you're sending this from a spoofed French bank, can I get that 12 percent in cheese and croissants?

 

[Sally PB]

Not wine???

 

[azurbanclucker]

Not wine???

I'm not a wine drinker.

 

[Sally PB]

I'm not a wine drinker.

Me either. Man, I'd take the raise in good cheese too! Can't do croissants.

Does anyone even make a GF croissant?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Me either. Man, I'd take the raise in good cheese too! Can't do croissants.

Does anyone even make a GF croissant?

I found one company on Google lol

 

[Buckeye Amy]

I hear ya on the Big Block o' Text! My reading it depends on who wrote it and what it's about. New person needing help? Yeah, I'll see what I can do, as I've been new and I've needed help.

Poor spelling/grammar? If English is not your first language, or you've had a stroke (or some other issue that affects your speech/motor skills), I will read your typing, no problem. You guys have my undying respect.

I just skip posts like that. Not worth the headache!

 

[Ginmary]

I like to sing when I take my dog for a walk in the woods. With my voice, there won't be any wildlife around for miles. No chance of unwanted encounters.

I first thought you meant that there was no wildlife around for miles because of your voice. Then I reread it and realized that may not be the true intent? (Or maybe it was?)

 

[DukesDucks]

Yes, that's what I meant. No one wants to be around listening to me sing songs from The Sound Of Music.