Things you wish you could say

[tlcmurphy]

Ducks waddle - chickens have wattles. It's a comb not a crown.

And for the love of fowl, they’re Orpingtons!!

 

[The Moonshiner]

And for the love of fowl, they’re Orpingtons!!

I hear you. And they're LegERNSs not legHORNS.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I hear you. And they're LegERNSs not legHORNS.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I hear you. And they're LegERNSs not legHORNS.

Okay, it's spelled legHORNS, but I say, I say it's pronounced Leggerns.

 

[azurbanclucker]

"This bottle of Henry Weinhard's Root beer did not just asplode all over me when I opened it."

 

[RUNuts]

"This bottle of Henry Weinhard's Root beer did not just asplode all over me when I opened it."

Potent, huh?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

"This bottle of Henry Weinhard's Root beer did not just asplode all over me when I opened it."

Drinking it by osmosis, are ye?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Potent, huh?

It was lying on its side in the bar fridge and partially froze, unbeknownst to me. So when I popped it, whoosh!

Drinking it by osmosis, are ye?

it was on my desk, so quickly mopping it up before it hit the pergo or the desk mat was the plan.

 

[Sally PB]

I wish I could say we got a half inch of rain, instead of a scant 1/10.

I hope tomorrow I can say we got a half inch of rain, after we get some late afternoon rain today.

 

[Ponypoor]

I've seen that change in my mother.
It was very odd for a while because she was never that way for soooo long.
In the last few years she's even taken up throwing a cuss word out on occasion.

Seems old age removes our filters