Things you wish you could say

[tripletfeb]

C/S: I bought this thing a year and and a half ago, the hinges are getty creaky, can I switch it out for a new one?
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C/S: Your manager said I could bring it back when I bought it.

That was 3 managers ago.
Yes. we had to honor it anyway. Gave away an $800 item because the customer abused the last one.
Weee. Retail.

I used to work at Costco. The amount of Christmas trees that were returned in January still boggles my mind

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

No

 

[nuthatched]

I used to work at Costco. The amount of Christmas trees that were returned in January still boggles my mind

Luckily, we only sell small Christmas decorations.
However, when the rodeo rolls around, anything that's remotely 'rodeoish' is bought up, then returned after the rodeo.
I'm glad we don't sell camping equipment.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

No

Takes practice. If you can't say it right off, start eith, "let me think about it snd get back to you." Then think of polite ways to say no. Like, "I wish I'm could, but..." Or, "I'm really sorry but..." Some day you'll graduate to "Are you out of your ..." Lol

 

[thecatumbrella]

Gave away an $800 item because the customer abused the last one.
Weee. Retail.

Sounds like when I worked at Home Depot. I swear you could return a rusty nail you found in a gutter and make a buck.

 

[thecatumbrella]

I don't want to hear 10,000 gunshots starting at 1pm on a Wednesday. Please get a hobby that doesn't annoy everyone in the neighborhood.

 

[notabitail]

I don't want to hear 10,000 gunshots starting at 1pm on a Wednesday. Please get a hobby that doesn't annoy everyone in the neighborhood.

Is there a shooting range near you?

 

[thecatumbrella]

Is there a shooting range near you?

Nope. It's just the state of New Hampshire. In my town, you can shoot as much as you'd like from 6am-midnight.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Nope. It's just the state of New Hampshire. In my town, you can shoot as much as you'd like from 6am-midnight.

You're allowed to shoot 10,000 rounds in town, in a neighborhood?

 

[thecatumbrella]

You're allowed to shoot 10,000 rounds in town, in a neighborhood?

Yep. Technically all the lots in my neighborhood are a "rural" 2 acres, but you know how that actually plays out... We're all packed in like sardines on bowling lane lots.