Things you wish you could say

[R2elk]

It was about indoor chickens.

Probably a troll.

 

[notabitail]

Probably a troll.

Yah. They're best left starving. Every time you feed them they regurgitate on you.

 

[RoyalChick]

Not everything needs an app. Why in the world do you need an app for a grill? You should be right next to the grill seeing what's what anyway, an app just means more stuff to fiddle with that may be flat out wrong anyways. I'll take my dumb grill over a smart grill any day of the week

I saw an ad for a toothbrush with an app. A toothbrush?!

 

[RoyalChick]

Why does my toothbrush have an app? Seriously?!?

Oh you have one? I just saw an ad for one this morning. I am genuinely curious, what does it do?

 

[notabitail]

I saw an as for a toothbrush with an app. A toothbrush?!

I've seen it and it's stupid. Literally you could add physical buttons to the brush to do the same thing.

What electric toothbrushes need is a replaceable battery. I hate things like them because once the battery goes bad they're trash.

 

[notabitail]

Oh you have one? I just saw an ad for one this morning. I am genuinely curious, what does it do?

Custom speed, timers, and stuff like that.

 

[RoyalChick]

Custom speed, timers, and stuff like that.

I like extra soft bristles. They only come in manual so I can customize my speed and timer infinitely!

 

[notabitail]

I like extra soft bristles. They only come in manual so I can customize my speed and timer infinitely!

Non electric, right?

I'm just waiting to see when an "AI toothbrush" shows up. There was a rice cooker that claimed to have "AI" but it was just the same thing with a different brand on it.

 

[RoyalChick]

Non electric, right?

I'm just waiting to see when an "AI toothbrush" shows up. There was a rice cooker that claimed to have "AI" but it was just the same thing with a different brand on it.

Yes. I hold it in my hand and move it around.
It is rechargeable if given enough frittata and chocolate ice-cream.

 

[Nabiki]

Curiosity killed the cat.

But satisfaction brought it back.