Things you wish you could say

[Luckyhen006]

Please stop staring at me. Please stop trying to get my attention. Just LEAVE. ME. ALONE. All that you're doing right now is making yourself look dumb, and I'm honestly this close to just-

 

[tlcmurphy]

Please stop staring at me. Please stop trying to get my attention. Just LEAVE. ME. ALONE. All that you're doing right now is making yourself look dumb, and I'm honestly this close to just-

Do. It.

 

[RoyalChick]

My broken washing machine can be fixed and it didn’t cost me over $100 to learn that.

A family of red shouldered hawks have not take up residence in the tree that provides shade to the chicken run.

 

[Luckyhen006]

Do. It.

Honestly I think I will next time they start doing that

 

[ShrekDawg]

Honestly I think I will next time they start doing that

I wish decking people was legal

 

[ShrekDawg]

Not really. But seriously, some people have been getting on my nerves SO. BAD. Lately!

 

[The Moonshiner]

I wish decking people was legal

It's not?

 

[ShrekDawg]

It's not?

Lmao not if you don’t want a record

 

[The Moonshiner]

Lmao not if you don’t want a record

That's what lawyers are for.

 

[ShrekDawg]

That's what lawyers are for.

Lmaooooo or they might just send you to the psych ward and not jail.