Things you wish you could say

[thecatumbrella]

My neighbor is clearing his 4-wheeler trails and it sounds like a freaking Godzilla attack. My house is literally shaking at the foundation.

I wish I could say I lived on the moon. Maybe maybe that would finally be quiet enough for me.

Edit: If anyone knows what sort of machinery you'd use to do such a thing, please tell me! I can't really see through the brush. My husband said he might have seen something with metal arms?

 

[The Moonshiner]

If anyone knows what sort of machinery you'd use to do such a thing,

IDK but I know I now want one.

 

[notabitail]

I wish I could say I lived on the moon. Maybe maybe that would finally be quiet enough for me.

Well, the moon's got no atmosphere. So boring.....

 

[tlcmurphy]

My neighbor is clearing his 4-wheeler trails and it sounds like a freaking Godzilla attack. My house is literally shaking at the foundation.

I wish I could say I lived on the moon. Maybe maybe that would finally be quiet enough for me.

Edit: If anyone knows what sort of machinery you'd use to do such a thing, please tell me! I can't really see through the brush. My husband said he might have seen something with metal arms?

Bush Hog maybe? They’re incredibly loud.

 

[thecatumbrella]

Well, the moon's got no atmosphere. So boring.....

As a wannabe astronomer, that's a strong disagree on the boring! Wait, can you get wifi on the moon?

Bush Hog maybe? They’re incredibly loud.

That's very possible. Whatever it is has a buzz saw attached and can down medium-sized trees.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Wait, can you get wifi on the moon?

I hear T Mobile would be available.

 

[thecatumbrella]

I hear T Mobile would be available.

Over Starlink? My moon base will require careful planning.

 

[SkyAJK]

I wish I could say that stop sending me 1 word text message, I do not want to read 100 text messages before I get to the whole context of let go for coffee this Friday at 10:am @ whatever location.
Just type it all in 1 message, what causing you to type 1 word per message?

Friend:coffee?
Me: ??? You want to catch up for coffee? Just let me know time/place/date.
Friend:...... no reply
next day Friend: 10am
Me: date/where
Many hours later friend: This Friday
Me: where?
........ I just gone grrrrrrrr
...no reply in 10 minutes, I wrote back...sorry I can not make it. Get back to you when I am free.
I did not get a reply back.

What is wrong with this picture? Grrrrrrrr

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I wish I could say that stop sending me 1 word text message, I do not want to read 100 text messages before I get to the whole context of let go for coffee this Friday at 10:am @ whatever location.
Just type it all in 1 message, what causing you to type 1 word per message?

Friend:coffee?
Me: ??? You want to catch up for coffee? Just let me know time/place/date.
Friend:...... no reply
next day Friend: 10am
Me: date/where
Many hours later friend: This Friday
Me: where?
........ I just gone grrrrrrrr
...no reply in 10 minutes, I wrote back...sorry I can not make it. Get back to you when I am free.
I did not get a reply back.

What is wrong with this picture? Grrrrrrrr

Lol.
Friend: coffee?
Me: no.

 

[SkyAJK]

Lol.
Friend: coffee?
Me: no.

That is great response. I wish you did that from the start!