Things you wish you could say

[notabitail]

"No offers, I know the value of what I sell."

If you knew the value of what you were selling, you would have sold it last year.
The market blew out on these 10 years ago, you should have sold it then, like I told you.
How's the 'value' in paying for your storage unit?

"Vintage Beanie Baby, Teddy Bear, Rich History, Tears were Shed, only $99.99 for a piece of history".

 

[Goosebaby]

"No offers, I know the value of what I sell."

If you knew the value of what you were selling, you would have sold it last year.
The market blew out on these 10 years ago, you should have sold it then, like I told you.
How's the 'value' in paying for your storage unit?

“I used my alternate account to up the bid on my own auction listing.”

 

[sourland]

I am not tired.

 

[Sally PB]

My back doesn't hurt.

I can say, I'm going to the chiropractor on Monday.

 

[nuthatched]

"Vintage Beanie Baby, Teddy Bear, Rich History, Tears were Shed, only $99.99 for a piece of history".

I still have some beanie babies. They're in a pile on the laundry room floor, getting soap dripped on them.

 

[nuthatched]

Repairs were performed correctly the first time in my car so it's not going to cost 5k to fix it.
That I don't have to give up my car because of others incompetence.

 

[notabitail]

I still have some beanie babies. They're in a pile on the laundry room floor, getting soap dripped on them.

*gasp of horror* They're losing value!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[nuthatched]

*gasp of horror* They're losing value!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

They've even been through the wash a few times...Mr wormie and Mr fuzz have value only to me

 

[notabitail]

They've even been through the wash a few times...Mr wormie and Mr fuzz have value only to me

*extra large gasp* You're telling me you washed the original Beanie Baby Factory Smell off of them? The horror!

 

[nuthatched]

*extra large gasp* You're telling me you washed the original Beanie Baby Factory Smell off of them? The horror!

Mmmmmmmmm. Carcinogens.