Things you wish you could say

[thecatumbrella]

Believe it or not, there's almost always a way to not be rude. You should try it out. People seem to respond really well to the effort.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

Take your dog to the vet. And call Susan. Stop putting it off.

 

[notabitail]

This thing is a DUD. It's BROKEN. It does not WORK. It did not arrive as advertised, and it won't take any of the firmware it's supposed to. It simply crashes and burns. All. The. Time. I would like you to replace this thing so I quit getting headaches from it.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

You requested money through CashApp. I sent it. THEN you told me that was an old account and you can't get the money out of it and you want me to "re-send it." Sorry, no can do. The money is gone. It's your problem now. Contact CashApp and see if they can help you, I can't. I love you but you make me crazy.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I’m scheduled for tomorrow, but hoping I don’t get called in (I’m juror #695)

Well I lose, I’m required to report
I wish I could say I didn’t…