Things you wish you could say

[RoyalChick]

I wish I could say that I did not accidentally slip a frozen egg into my shirt pocket when I went out to care for the chickens, and that I am not now covered in egg.

 

[Nabiki]

I wish I could say that I did not accidentally slip a frozen egg into my shirt pocket when I went out to care for the chickens, and that I am not now covered in egg.

I wouldn't be surprised if most people on this site haven't done that or accidentally crushed an egg in a pocket at one time or another.

 

[notabitail]

I wish I could say that I did not accidentally slip a frozen egg into my shirt pocket when I went out to care for the chickens, and that I am not now covered in egg.

I wish I could say I didn't drop an egg yesterday. Held it in one hand while moving the coop latch with the other and *splat*.

 

[ChickQueen77]

I wish I could say that I did not accidentally slip a frozen egg into my shirt pocket when I went out to care for the chickens, and that I am not now covered in egg.

I did that last year.
I put a frozen egg in my coat pocket and then I went to a friends house to go sledding and I forgot all about the egg and it got a bit squished.

 

[nuthatched]

Doing your job is part of doing your job.
Doing my job is part of doing my job.
Doing your job is not part of doing my job.

 

[kattabelly]

I wish I could say that I did not accidentally slip a frozen egg into my shirt pocket when I went out to care for the chickens, and that I am not now covered in egg.

Forgetting about pocket eggs that you'd put there on purpose is understandable, but how did you accidentally put one in your pocket?

 

[RoyalChick]

Forgetting about pocket eggs that you'd put there on purpose is understandable, but how did you accidentally put one in your pocket?

Badly worded. I put it in my pocket on purpose, I did not spot that it was frozen. If I had known it was frozen I would not have put it in my pocket, so that was the 'accident'.

 

[kattabelly]

Badly worded. I put it in my pocket on purpose, I did not spot that it was frozen. If I had known it was frozen I would not have put it in my pocket, so that was the 'accident'.

That makes more sense than how I was reading it before!

 

[SkyAJK]

I wish I can say that I have more patience and at my age, I am shock that I have not cultivated enough patience!