Things you wish you could say

[MROO]

Google Maps has my driveway labeled as a real road that is a shortcut to somewhere (it isn’t). I sometimes emerge from the chicken coop to someone looking very confused as the driveway ends at the chicken coop!
I submitted a change to Google but never heard back from them.

Have a lawyer submit the change letter. THAT should get their attention!

 

[FrostRanger]

Most of the birds are laying now and we have a fair bit of eggs, why are you buying store brought eggs? We have fresh eggs laid by happy healthy hens some of which lay eggs larger than the ones you're buying yet you prefer the store brought eggs? Welp

 

[SkyAJK]

I wish I can say that stop taking my pictures and give me more mealworms....human and their phone

 

[silver wolf]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Wish I could say: the blue skies didn't go away!

 

[FrostRanger]

Most of the birds are laying now and we have a fair bit of eggs, why are you buying store brought eggs? We have fresh eggs laid by happy healthy hens some of which lay eggs larger than the ones you're buying yet you prefer the store brought eggs? Welp

Also to clarify the person in question is my father who lives with me. The eggs from the girls he won't touch unless I make him some but he will buy and use store brought eggs himself

 

[notabitail]

"Dear Epson:

Your printer's awareness is HORRIBLE. Instead of telling me at a proper time that it needs a maintenance box, we had to find out in the middle of a printing session. And since I can't get these boxes locally, we can't print until the one from the internet arrives. I am DISAPPOINTED this was not mentioned when purchasing the printer, and as a result I would like to punch you in the face.

Warmly annoyed,
notabitail, Siblings, and Parents."