Things you wish you could say

[Nabiki]

Why get a dog if you're going to leave it tied up to bark while you play with the kids, yelling "SHUDDUUUP" every 5 minutes? I've never seen a family so disinterested in their pet. No walks. No fetch. Nothing. That poor animal. I hope you get reincarnated as a high-energy dog and get to experience exactly what you inflicted on it.

If your area is anything like the one I've moved to, it seems like people assume that you're "supposed" to have a dog, especially if you have kids. They are conditioned to think that not wanting a dog is somehow wrong and don't think that it's better not to have a dog and be thought a bit weird than to get a dog and not take proper care of it. That includes training!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

: Butter goes ON the toast. Quit scraping the toast as you butter it and then leaving toast crumbs on the butter.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Also, the peanut butter at the top of the jar tastes the same as the peanut butter at the bottom. Take what you need from the top and quit excavating. Maybe I should just buy my own personal jar and hide it.

 

[notabitail]

Also, the peanut butter at the top of the jar tastes the same as the peanut butter at the bottom. Take what you need from the top and quit excavating. Maybe I should just buy my own personal jar and hide it.

 

[R2elk]

Also, the peanut butter at the top of the jar tastes the same as the peanut butter at the bottom. Take what you need from the top and quit excavating. Maybe I should just buy my own personal jar and hide it.

I can remember when it used to separate and you had to stir it up before taking any.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I can remember when it used to separate and you had to stir it up before taking any.

Not the case here. No excuses!

 

[notabitail]

I can remember when it used to separate and you had to stir it up before taking any.

The organic peanut butter we get still separates. That jar is kinda gross.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Not the case here. No excuses!

You can still buy all-natural peanut butter where that is the case. I use a special wand on my mixer to emulsify it, then it goes in the fridge where it stays mixed.

 

[Sally PB]

I can remember when it used to separate and you had to stir it up before taking any.

I make my own PB. It separates if I don't store it in the fridge.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Jinx, Nobs!