This chicken is not dead

[fuzzi]

Well, if they get revenge, I guarantee they will get zero treats. I tell them this constantly :
" Don't trip me. Who do you think will take care of you is I break a leg?"
No one listens.

They must share DNA with cats.

 

[janiedoe]

If they're intent on leaving the US, maybe a gift of Babbel wouldn't be a bad idea. You know, so they can ask for mealworms when they get to where they're going.

Oh I think all chickens are proficient in babble

 

[janiedoe]

They must share DNA with cats.

That does make sense. I've compared the two species and they have a few things in common:
1. They love to trip you
2. They will give you love bites/pecks while you are down
3. They prefer to initiate contact. While they
enjoy sitting on your lap it must be on their terms because they hate being picked up
4. Give them food on demand or risk your sanity
5. They wake up and raise he!! before the crack of dawn