This chicken is not dead

Well, if they get revenge, I guarantee they will get zero treats. I tell them this constantly :
" Don't trip me. Who do you think will take care of you is I break a leg?"
No one listens.
They must share DNA with cats.
 
If they're intent on leaving the US, maybe a gift of Babbel wouldn't be a bad idea. You know, so they can ask for mealworms when they get to where they're going.
Oh I think all chickens are proficient in babble 🤣
 
They must share DNA with cats.
That does make sense. I've compared the two species and they have a few things in common:
1. They love to trip you
2. They will give you love bites/pecks while you are down
3. They prefer to initiate contact. While they
enjoy sitting on your lap it must be on their terms because they hate being picked up
4. Give them food on demand or risk your sanity
5. They wake up and raise he!! before the crack of dawn
 
That does make sense. I've compared the two species and they have a few things in common:
1. They love to trip you
2. They will give you love bites/pecks while you are down
3. They prefer to initiate contact. While they
enjoy sitting on your lap it must be on their terms because they hate being picked up
4. Give them food on demand or risk your sanity
5. They wake up and raise he!! before the crack of dawn
6. If they fits, they sits
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PJ is digging this massive hole right in front of coop B. I don't know why they do this. They have a huge area to play in but they always put holes in my path. View attachment 4195663

Awww they luv ya! Or maybe your eyeballs when you fall down!
 
They must share DNA with cats.

Those wee 2 day old chicks are bound and determined to trip me up! Why I ask why do they want to get under my feet?! And what is with the one using poor Holly as a bed to jump on!
 

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