This chicken is not dead

[MROO]

Fleeing the scene of the crime?
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Well, at least now you know which of the hens is "the butler!"

 

[Not-so Slick Chicken]

Well, at least now you know which of the hens is "the butler!"

In the coop, with a candlestick

 

[TheChickenGirl16]

Layla, my Americana chickie!
“My owner works hard to set up cute photo shoots. Time to have a heart attack!”

At least she did give me a cute one!

 

[alinas2010]

Honestly, I just need to stop looking out my window and hope they’re doing okay. It would save me a trip outside to be sure this chicken is not dead

 

[alinas2010]

Honestly, I just need to stop looking out my window and hope they’re doing okay. It would save me a trip outside to be sure this chicken is not dead View attachment 4219335

Rav would like everyone to know she is just fine, me on the other hand…

 

[kattabelly]

Well, at least now you know which of the hens is "the butler!"

In the coop, with a candlestick

Found this today. Does anyone know if double jeopardy applies in chicken law?

Although this one is clearly an expert, so maybe the accused pullet was innocent after all. How many grapes is the going rate for wrongful conviction compensation these days?

 

[tlcmurphy]

Found this today. Does anyone know if double jeopardy applies in chicken law?
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Although this one is clearly an expert, so maybe the accused pullet was innocent after all. How many grapes is the going rate for wrongful conviction compensation these days?

Clearly Double Jeopardy applies. She can’t be accused of being dead twice!
My hens say 5 grapes. We LOVE grapes!!

 

[Chickies321]

Found this today. Does anyone know if double jeopardy applies in chicken law?
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Although this one is clearly an expert, so maybe the accused pullet was innocent after all. How many grapes is the going rate for wrongful conviction compensation these days?

Chicken butts are so cute.

 

[MROO]

Honestly, I just need to stop looking out my window and hope they’re doing okay. It would save me a trip outside to be sure this chicken is not dead View attachment 4219335

Ooooo! Good one!