This thread is 4 MFB/his family the good man is home n wise#371 n 438

[sourland]

CC come along. The more the merrier. We'd better go to the hospital. If we showed up at his house, we'd hear, "Terra, get the gun. They're here."

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

We could tell him were here to fix the windows,.....then,.......BAM.....SPLAT.......rectoscope surprise!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Ok, now I'm skeerd.

I'd lock all the doors if I knew where the keys were at.

 

[sourland]

Don't be scared, we're your buddies.

 

[noodleroo]

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That's almost like sayin' "we're from the government and we're here to help you"

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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That's almost like sayin' "we're from the government and we're here to help you"

I was thinkin' the SAME THING!

Famous last words;

This won't hurt a bit
I'll bring it right back
I'll pay you back next week
Celery is good for you

 

[gritsar]

I have a spare tazer if y'all need something to power that rectoscope with.

Just thought I'd be nice and offer

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Now I'm really mad! Won't let me play with the tazer but lets the Wild Bunch use it on ME!

nobody wuves me, not even Gritty.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Farmboy, relax, It's the latest high tech medical type stuff. Heard about it on Jerry Springer. If ya can't trust Jerry,........

 

[redhen]

mr. birdaholic :

Farmboy, relax, It's the latest high tech medical type stuff. Heard about it on Jerry Springer. If ya can't trust Jerry,........

Yeah..the dwarfs run the machine...​