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I'm somebody's favorite? well, now my hat won't fit! I just feel plumb special
If once, just once... even in jest I could hear those words from a certain Mod who scares the bejebus outta me...
What?? Who??? Certainly not Terrilacy!
Ummm we can't talk about Mods, remember? I don't want to get this thread shut down, cause that would make me very sad. Let's just say one of them's got a really big thorny stick that she threatens us bad ones with and has a very evil looking duck that gives me the stink eye every time I sorta forget to be good. And she never ever sleeps, just stares at the screen all day, every day, every night, just waiting for me to mess up. I'm convinced of it. I know it's a fact.
And I'm really scared I'm gonna say something someday just not thinking, totally unintentional, and be beat with that thorn stick, bit hard by that duck then banned from the only place I ever go on the internet except for my email account.
Funny, there's lots of Mods, but only one that terrifies me. The others I tip-toe around, but they don't make me pee my britches when I see them coming.
And for once in my life I'm being serious!
Really.
So can we PLEASE change the subject? Huh? Pretty please? 'Cause I know she's already read this before I even hit submit.