Hit be them-thar "King-size fries" whut them ole Heartiac Doktors claim thet we ate too much of.
They want us ta eat Yogurt, poke salad, wheat germs, dandelions, an' drink HIGH-PRICED wine... instead of them good ole Cheeseburgers in Paradise and an ice-cold beer with fries !!!
(I'm gonna CHANGE to a differnt Heartiac Doctor that likes Cuban Cigars !)
-Junkmanme-
P.S. I've heard that there are MORE "old drunks" than there are "ole doctors".....'cept the drunks ain't had as many birthdays.