Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

on the way

 

[theoldchick]

to the hospital

 

[sourland]

emergency room entrance

 

[theoldchick]

where nurses gasped

 

[sourland]

in horror at

 

[theoldchick]

the saggy pants

 

[NickyKnack]

Soaked in blood

 

[theoldchick]

making the flies

 

[sourland]

gag in disgust

 

[theoldchick]

sending the doctors